Invitation to My Shower

You are cordially invited to a very special occasion.     It’s a shower! “What?” you say. “I didn’t know you were getting married!” Nope, it’s not a bridal shower. “Oh my God, you’re pregnant!?” Uh, not that I know of. “Then what?” you ask. You’re invited to my “Life...

Rock the Vote, But Only for a Few More Weeks

  So here I am in Phoenix, anxiously promoting the Drop Me Anywhere Kickstarter project and watching the weather lady tell me we’re flirting with 100 degree temperatures. I think, “Well, I do like to flirt, but that’s normally for someone or something I want.”...
An April Fools’ Day Announcement – No Joke!

An April Fools’ Day Announcement – No Joke!

It’s a big day. No, I’m not talking about April Fools’ Day, although it’s one of my favorite days. Once, while working on a ship, my April Fools’ Day prank was to glue one of the other officer’s shoes to the cabin floor (relax, I was dating him). I figured we had...